You line of suck

That was the text message I just sent to the guy I went on one date with last week who hasn't called. It should be a rule that as soon as I have had more than one beer, someone should take my phone away from me. I shouldn't be allowed the privilege of my phone when I am this drunk. Now I just look like a jackass and I made out with some random ass guy and I really think that I should have a chaperone at all times. Just a thought, but I may be a danger to myself.